James was the laughing stock of his local golf club, his game was weak and his interpersonal skills lacked sophistication, but that never kept him down.
One day James challenged the clubs golf pro to a match, with a $1,000 wager going to the winner.
"But," James said, "since you're obviously much better than I am, to even the odds you have to spot me two 'gotchas'."
"A 'gotcha'?" the pro asked, "what the heck is a 'gotcha'?"
"Don't worry," James replied, "I'll use one of my 'gotchas' on the first tee and you'll understand."
The pro figured 'gotchas' would be similar to a gimme and giving up two of them was no big deal. Especially if one must be used on the very first tee. Plus $1,000 was a large amount of money, so he agreed to the bet, and the pro and James headed to the first tee to start the game.
Around five hours later, members were amazed to see the pro counting out $100 bills and handing them over to James! The pro had actually lost!
The club members waited for the pro to enter the clubhouse then insisted on hearing the whole story, how had he lost?
"Well," the pro said, "I took the club back on the first tee, and as I started my downswing, James knelt behind me, reached up between my legs and grabbed my cotcha, and yelled 'Gotcha!'"
The club pro just shook his head, "You have no idea what it's like trying to play 18 holes waiting for the second 'gotcha'"