Poorly Translated Fortune Cookies
A stick will sizzle lethally since you left.
A bean will dip uncertainly into your ear.
An antelope will carve fervently around you.
Several quills behind you will bite observantly in back of a crow.
You will stab lethally despite an intestine.
You will exhilarate avidly down a problematic tunnel.
Atoms below you will offer tragic news regarding a salmon.
Pickles like you will snub softly above a flower.
In the distance angel hair scalds loosely in the shadow of a light bulb.
Flowers will chortle esoterically from a trash can.
Outside you will sizzle groggily in death..
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