Top 5 Unwritten Rules of Golf
Below are the Top 5 Unwritten Rules of Golf.
Don't give unsolicited lessons.
I know what I'm doing.
Don't blame the wind, a bird, a lawn mower or sprinkler three fairways over, or a squirrel for YOUR bad shot. We're all human, if I didn't hit bad shots you'd see me on T.V. not in your group.
Wait for everyone in your group to tee off before you start making your way to your golf ball. The next time you take off before I tee off, the golf ball may head in your direction. Consider yourself warned.
Don't speak to MY golf ball. It has enough trouble listening to me. I'll tell it what to do.
Keep the greens clean of your sunflower seeds and cigarette/cigar ashes. The last thing I want to do is pick up my golf ball that has your saliva all over it.
Next time you're on the golf course try and follow these rules. It'll make for a better round for all parties involved.