There’s nothing like a good group of Wilsons. I’ll never forget the fun I had with a bunch of Wilsons. We went snorkeling and out for clams and tacos.
The dinner conversation went a little something like this:
Woodrow Wilson: You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment, and nobody else shows up, and you think maybe that's part of the experiment? I'm like that all the time.
Owen Wilson: I'll tell you what; let me pop a quick 'H' on the box. This way we'll all know it's full of hornets.
Wilson Pickett: I just realized that my name sort of rhymes with "sticky wicket".
Mr. Wilson: I hope Dennis ends up with Wilson Disease.
Wilson the Volleyball: Will sun rays burn sting rays?
Mara Wilson: It's hard to turn down a free haircut from Danny DeVito.
Wilson from Home Improvement: You know why I couldn't show my face on the show? Backstage fight club.
Wilson by Phish: I was watching the Animal Planet. Did you know that the male seahorse has the baby? Why don't they just call that one the female?
Wilson Phillips: I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that's when I realized that a spatula is a lot like a fly swatter. And a crushed fly is a lot like a blueberry.