Good Combo: Nacho Cheese Pretzel Combos.
Bad Combo: Zesty Salsa Tortilla Combos.
Worse Combo: Hearty Manwhich Apple Combos.
Good Combo: Adding $1 to your sandwich order and getting chips and a drink.
Bad Combo: Assuming “the combo” discounts the beverage and side, then get charged for them independently (“We said ‘combo’ – that doesn’t mean you save anything!”)
Worse Combo: Ordering a combo in the drive-through and getting stabbed with a steak knife by the window guy.
Good Combo: Dramamine and cruises.
Bad Combo: Ipecac and cruises.
Worse Combo: Fires and cruises.
Good Combo: Batman and Robin.
Bad Combo: Brooks and Dunn.
Worse Combo: Batman and Dunn.
Good Combo: Women and wine.
Bad Combo: Women and whine.
Worse Combo: Wino women and whine.
Good Combo: Rock and Roll.
Bad Combo: A rock and a hard place.
Worse Combo: A rock lodged in to your sternum.
Good Combo: Callaway Tour Hat Gift Set.
Bad Combo: Sand traps and water hazards.
Worse Combo: Alligators and water hazards.
If that last “Good Combo” stuck out a bit it was supposed to. Because that’s today’s DIVOT deal.