A Roman Catholic priest went to play golf alone one Saturday morning. Given how busy the course was they paired him up with another lone player, a female pastor from another local church. Upon greeting his companion he remarked “In the Roman Catholic church, women are not allowed to be priests.” Not wanting to ruin her day with arguments the female pastor shrugged off the comment and teed up on the men’s tee box.
Much to the priests surprise they were great golf companions and quickly began making small talk and sharing tips. Upon reaching the 18th hole, a short par-3 the score was tied. The priest asked “What are you going to use on this hole?”
The pastor replied “An 8-iron, how about you?”
The priest says, “I’m going to his a soft seven and pray.”
The pastor hits her 8-iron and puts the ball squarely on the green, perfectly set up for a birdie. The priest tops his 7-iron and dribbles the ball out only a few yards.
The pastor remarks, “I don’t know about you, but in my church, we keep our head down when we pray.”